INTO THIIN AIR GOOD GRACIOUS!

Everybody (not that there's a lot of everybody's...)  disappeared OUT OF NO WHERE TONIGHT. I'm just sittin here alone.

Good Gracious.

So I just put on a (NEW SCRUMPTIOUS 12.99) dress and go to the fancy wal-mart on the other side of town all by myself.

I'm trying really hard to make this sound a lot cooler than it is ever going to be.

SEE YA!