stupid dog

Stupid dog ate my favorite shoes of all time on Sunday.  Where does he get off? It's a daaang good thing I don't know how to use a gun because he would be dead right now. This is not a sick joke, it is, on the other hand a sick truth. I just can't help but wonder if he would like it if i ate his feet or something. jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk jerk. jerk.